Maize KS—A city of Ass Holes

By សតិវ​ អតុ

Once again I have had encounters with the Maize yard NAZI. He is telling me what I can and can’t do in my own yard. I already know that I live in a town being gentrified to resemble an upper class “burb.” So what do I do? I am loosing my personal sovereignty.

So what can I do? I want to knee cap both the yard NAZI and that ass hole City Manager Richard LaMunyon. I’d like to shoot him.

Maybe I can hang an anarchist flag or one of those third world flags as my Mozambique or Angola. Or maybe I need some yard art, such as statues with severed heads. Maybe a sign, such as “welcome to Maize—AKA the Rat Hole.”

I pride myself on getting revenge and I want revenge on the city of Maize. I must fine something to put in the yard that the city won’t like that will get under their skin. Maybe a statue of a man being hanged. Maybe I need a big sign that simply says “Maize Sucks!” Anyway I am busy working on it.

Here is one.